1 year ago
That's what everyone calls him. You say that and everyone knows without a doubt who it is. Sad really.
NO no no .....bigger ain't better. In porn, ok. In real life, unless you have plopped out a dozen little angels out of your coooter and can't feel a thing down there, bigger ain't better. It's painful. Men: do you like a little lady finger put up your poop chute on occasion? Would you like her whole hand up your poop chute? ... Who is that female comedian who had a date with a guy and he whipped out something the size of a whole salami, and she said - uh, no - it would be like trying to stuff a turkey into a space the size of a toilet paper tube.
i want to fuck you. you are so very sexy. wish i was your step son-in-law
So sexy, I would love to hanker this pumpkin too. .
And I thought